Would you Rather

I think that anytime Andrea and I are together we are bound to have fun. We both have the type of personality that has fun anywhere, and when two of our type personalities are combined it is a very interesting, fun-filled, hysterical time. Last Thursday, up until today Andrea and I have been helping Mr. K, our chorus teacher and music director file music. Mr. K had told us that he had inherited the music from the chorus teacher before him, and when he recieved it it was in no order at all. Some students had attempted alphabetizing the music...Andrea and I don't think that they had learned their alphabet. The music was horribly out of order, it took us all of the 3 days after finals and thursday after class, and Friday for 2 hours to complete the filing.

We had some very funny moments near the end of the filing. The files were mostly in order so I gave the list to Andrea and I went through the filing cabinets reading the titles of the songs and she would confirm that they were on the list in the same order. Some of the song titles are in different languages, so while reading them I added my own fun pronunciations to some of the words. Also there were times when the song title was just funny. Our greatest fits of laughter were caused by songs that had about 3 or 4 different arrangements but the same title, this became funny when I was reading the names of the songs to Andrea and she was checking the list, I was speaking rather quickly to get done faster and we had times that sounded like this "Little Lamb, Little Lamb Little Lamb, Little Lamb"....that was three songs...we were in fits of laughter for a few minutes while Mr. K just watched us and smiled.

In the end we had a list of all the songs in the cabinets compiled and the music was in the filing cabinets in the order that the list is in. Next year Andrea and I decided that we would become office helpers for Mr. K and help him to file even more things! lol.

After we finished today we had missed our buses since we stayed late to finish since it was our last day of school and thus we can't do it tomorrow. We decided to walk over to the mall, it isnt too far from school, I actually thought it was farther than it actually was, although that could be because Andrea and I were talking and laughing over all of the funny things that happened during filing.

When we arrived at the mall we went to the food court, and grabbed something quick and cheap and then upon finishing we went over to Barnes and Nobles. This is the second time Andrea and I have been to Barnes and Nobles together, and I must say it is the most fun thing we ever do. We are so easily amused by books that are question answer books such as "Why do men have Nipples?" and books with lists such as "1001 great things about mothers!" But the book that we read today was, I believe, the funniest book we have found yet "Would you Rather...?"

This book gives many hilarious situations for the reader to choose between. There were some that Andrea and I found easy, some that we would be okay with either, and some that we had trouble deciding because both were so incredibly horrible. Some were a bit perverse, but most were clean anough for us to continue reading the book. Here are some that we enjoyed from the book:

Would you rather....

Sleep on peanut butter bed Or sleep by a humidifier full of urine?

Have Gatorade saliva Or be able to murmur fluently in twelve languages?

Have a website broadcast all of your showers Or broadcast all of your bowel movements?

Be able to will your pot-belly to other parts of your body Or be first cousins with Ernest Borgnine?

Have the powers to switch your emotions on and off Or be able to fully comprehend written material just by sniffing the words?

Be able to insist on paying for the check but never actually get stuck with it Or know exactly what the person on the other end of the phone looks like simply by hearing their voice?

Your only means of birth control be gum Or an english muffin?

Be a Siamese twin connected at the lips Or the soles of your feet?

Have comic book thought bubbles Or have comic book dialogue bubbles?

Make the sound of the Bionic man when straining physically Or make the sound of the jeopardy theme when straining mentally?

Be able to simulate the voice of anybody you meet Or be able to simulate the hair of anybody you meet?

So that was awesome, and now I'm back at home and school is over until after the summer! I'm excited!

Luv ya all!