To those that are fans of anti-spam companies:
Today is the day to Remember how wonderful anti-spam is, having the ability to delete, kill, and prosecute spam by clicking a button. The ability to remove Spam and save your computer, and modern communication as we know it. Celebrate this day, and Rejoice your computers anti-spam!
To those that enjoy or create spam:
Today is a day of sorrow, Remembering all of the Spam that escaped your fingertips and was deleted, killed, prosecuted by the evil anti-spam companies. If you will, take a moment of silence, let your tears fall freely, as you recall all of the computer killing spam that was created and shot down by Norton and his friends.
Now to Properly commemorate International Spam Remembrance Day © place the above in your blog along with anything that you would like to add!