Vampires

I was in science class today and my friend Jess and I came to a very important conclusion. We call it our theory. Our theory is that all living things are made up of Vampires. I bet you would like to know how we came up with that theory...

Well, you see, our science teacher told us that bacteria cells share DNA sometimes and that they reproduce by splitting into two. So you start with one cell and it shares DNA with another cell and that cell shares DNA with another until they all have some of the same DNA, and then every 20 minutes each bacteria doubles. So you have one cell, then two, then four, then eight, then sixteen, etc.

Well, you see, vampires bite people and then they become vampires, and then when they reproduce more vampires are formed... every night the first vampire bites its victim then the next night both vampires bite. So you start with one vampire, then two, then four, then eight, then sixteen, etc.

Since all living thing are made up of cells, and vampires are like cells, all things are made up of vampires!

Now when that comes out in the next major science report the world can thank Jess, and I!

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