Monday, May 09, 2005

??Mitzi Tiffani??

Alright now, there has been some confusion as to why i use Mitzi Tiffani as my site name (though that has now changed) and why it is my 'name' under the 'About Me' section. I thought I had explained it enough but apparently not, so here's the explanation: Mitzi is my pornstar name...yeah you read that correctly my pornstar name.Now stop before you get all offended or whatever thinking that this young christian girl you've always known has gone to the dark side. Now the story of how i am a 'pornstar' is kinda long but since I know your probably curious here is the story.
I was in my school musical. Behind the stage there are the dressing rooms, a classroom, and a couch. My friends were sitting on the couch and i was lounging around on the floor across from the couch. Apparently with the mixture of how i was lying on the floor and the costume I had for the next scene my friends decided I looked like a pornstar. And ever since that is what they have called me. But, so as to not attract the attention of being called a pornstar, they gave me a 'pornstar name'.
The way you figure out your pornstar name is you take the name of your first pet dog. If you have never had a dog just use the name of your first pet. Then that name becomes your first name. Your last name is simply the name of the street you grew up on when you were little. So therefore Mitzi is my pornstar name. Tiffani is my all time favorite name and if i could change my name i would change it to Tiffani therefore that is the second part of the name but since that is kinda long I am also refered to as Mitzi T. Anyways that should clear up any confusion on why my site name is Mitzi Tiffani! Thanx

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