1. Puddles are deeper than you might think before you step in them.
2. Yes all four doors work, but opening more than one takes up too much energy. (it must be or else someone would open more than one of the four doors at a time right...?
3. Not all four doors work after school, running into locked doors and thus hitting your head off of the door is more common than one might think before he/she does it.
4. It really is impossible to make it from the bottom of building 2 to the gym.
5. It is even more impossible to make it from the gym to building 2.
6. The announcements are made so that the people talking can feel important.
7. In clarification to number 6, No one listens to the announcements.
8. Having an outdoor campus really does just invite more drugees to sneak out.
9. Umbrellas don't protect from the waterfalls that runs down the paths from building 2, 3, and 4 to the cafeteria and gym.
10. All gym periods suck, but since gym is also necessary 9th period is the best time.
11. Not a single day goes by that a team, club, or organization is not involved in some type of fundraiser. So having extra change with you at all times is useful.
12. Regardless of rules; every student with a cell phone will have it turned on during class.
13. Cell phone vibrators make noise in quiet class rooms.
14. Freshman year isn't really too tough...Sophmore year is.
15. There are four types of people: people who go to homecoming every year, people who go to homecoming a few times, people who don't go but are not opposed to school functions, and the people who are antihomecoming and wouldn't go to save their lives.
16. PowderPuff turns sane girls crazy.
17. Its always sad to see the seniors graduate.
18. Senior Slave Day isn't just fun for the seniors, the spectators have even more fun watching the slaves, and as for the slaves, getting out of class five minutes early isn't a downside.
19. Whenever we find the person responsible for giving us our school colors they will be hurting. This isn't Halloween town you know!
20. It isn't worth it to fix your hair when it rains! Not only is it not worth it its just more than a bit stupid.
So for those of you in Bethel Park I'm sure you will agree with these, for those not attending BP High you've just learned the most important things that you could possibly learn at my school!
1 comment:
For number 5: I had to do that for a semester everyday last year...Gym to German. I was never late.
In addition:
21. The right hand door when entering the Cafeteria isn't locked, just stuck. If you pull it really hard, it will open, and people will be amazed at your strength, cause you can pull the locks right off doors.
22. Feel free to push the right hand door when LEAVING the cafeteria as hard as you can. The door stop will stop it from hitting the wall.
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